ALRIGHT EVERY ONE PAY ATTENTION TO THIS MOTHER FUCKER
YOU SEE THIS ADORABLE PIECE OF SHIT RIGHT HERE! HE WAS DUMB ENOUGH TO ASK ME TO BE HIS GIRLFRIEND A YEAR AGO.
(Him one year ago)
ANY WAY HE IS SO FUCKIN CHILL THAT NOT EVEN 24 HOURS AFTER WE WERE DATING HE WAS BALSY ENOUGH TO TAKE A PICTURE OF ME AND HIM AS ERIDAN AND AUSTRIA.
SEE THAT CUTE MOTHER FUCKIN SMILE.
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? WHEN I RAN TOWARDS HIM AND YELLED HUSBAND WHEN WE FIRST MET DID HE RUN. HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL NO HE JUST RETORTED AND SAID “WIFE” THATS RIGHT HE PLAYED ALONG!
ALSO HE LOOKS DAMN FINE IN A SUIT!
ALSO HE IS SMART AS FUCK! HE IS HEAD PROGRAMER ON HIS ROBOTS TEAM AND COLLEGES ARE BEGGING HIM TO BE HIS BITCH! YOU KNOW WHAT? OHIO STATE WAS LIKE “DAAAAAAMN WE NEED THIS MOTHER FUCKER RIGHT HERE!” AND HE LOOKED THEM IN THE EYE AND SAID “No thanks.” YEAH THATS RIGHT!
AND ONE MORE THING BEFORE I PEACE OUT LOOK AT HIM WITH HIS DOG!
IF THAT AIN’T THE CUTEST THING YOU EVER SEEN THEN YALL NEED TO CHECK YO BRAINS!
THATS RIGHT BITCHES GIVE A HAND TO THIS MOTHER FUCKER RIGHT HERE! NOT ONLY IS HE AMAZINGLY SWEET BUT HE ALSO SURVIVED A YEAR DATING THIS.
IN CONCLUSION Happy one year Brandon, I love you.
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